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	<title>Alexey Zakhlestins blog &#187; humor</title>
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		<title>Spread constants</title>
		<link>http://blog.milkfarmsoft.com/2008/05/spread-constants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 09:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>indeyets</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[c++]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[data management]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Playing with Spread Toolkit. Absolutely love their constant-names </p> UNRELIABLE_MESS RELIABLE_MESS FIFO_MESS CAUSAL_MESS AGREED_MESS SAFE_MESS REGULAR_MESS <p></p> <p>p.s. freshly released php binding is here</p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Playing with <a href="http://www.spread.org/" title="The Spread Toolkit">Spread Toolkit</a>. Absolutely love their constant-names <img src='http://blog.milkfarmsoft.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<li>RELIABLE_MESS</li>
<li>FIFO_MESS</li>
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<p>p.s. freshly released php binding is <a href="http://pecl.php.net/package/spread" title="PECL :: Package :: spread">here</a></p>
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		<title>Alligator Eggs!</title>
		<link>http://blog.milkfarmsoft.com/2007/10/alligator-eggs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>indeyets</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Alligator Eggs!</p> <p>This is the funniest introduction to lambda-calculus ever. (saw it at #d channel at freenode)</p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://worrydream.com/AlligatorEggs/">Alligator Eggs!</a></p>
<p>This is the funniest introduction to lambda-calculus ever. (saw it at #d channel at freenode)</p>
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		<title>System.out.print in PHP</title>
		<link>http://blog.milkfarmsoft.com/2007/03/systemoutprint-in-php/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>indeyets</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Ivo Jansch wrote the funniest php story I read recently: &#8220;System.out.print in PHP&#8220;.</p> <p>Awesome!</p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ivo Jansch wrote the funniest php story I read recently: &#8220;<a href="http://www.achievo.org/blog/archives/55-System.out.print-in-PHP.html">System.out.print in PHP</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p>Awesome!</p>
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		<title>google code search</title>
		<link>http://blog.milkfarmsoft.com/2006/10/google-code-search/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>indeyets</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Beware, when you put comment in an open-source project. Those are worldwide searchable by google&#8217;s google code search now </p> <p>example</p> ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beware, when you put comment in an open-source project. Those are worldwide searchable by google&#8217;s <a href="http://google.com/codesearch">google code search</a> now <img src='http://blog.milkfarmsoft.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://google.com/codesearch?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;q=%22it+sucks%22&#038;btnG=Search">example</a></p>
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